I am just sitting here minding my own business playing solitare on my laptop when my cat decides to walk up to me and start swatting at and biting my hand. Is it purely because she hates the game solitare or just because she is an evil feline terrorist? I am going to go with the latter of the two. This is the same cat that terrorizes people while they sleep, tries to kill fish by cutting off their air supply, and also chews on people’s condoms to try to get them pregnant. I love my cat though, her being evil is one of the best parts of owning a pet.